Its all in the eye's

This Picture was recently taken at my birthday lunch at the lavender farm. But i seem to have a constant problem i have a LAZY LEFT eye in most photo's that i have taken my eye is half closed. As i recently turned 33 I'm thinking that I'm on the down hill slide for everything to stop working......... And to top it all off i still don't have a husband!!!!!!! here's hoping 2010 brings the wedding I've been waiting for............................

Can you TAN to much

So my latest thing is to get myself tanned up for when I'm going out to the local club ......... I have been doing this, just a extra thing to try and get a husband !!!!!!!! Alas nothing seems to be working should i continue with the new ritual or just go back to being me??????? As I'm not getting a husband either way.............................................

WHAT animal R U

So just to keep you updated on my love life ( or lack of ) I have recently crossed a line and i have become what some people may refer to as a COUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not sure if this is Kama but i always made fun of those women and now I have become one, Young people are saying " look at that old BIRD " So as it would work out i am 2 animals a old bird and a cougar......................................................................................................

Its all in the EYE"S

SO i thought i would show you all my eye make-up from the wedding i loved it, The make-up artist who's name is Narelle did a fantastic job. My eyes looked awesome if i do say so myself....... Narelle currently does the make-up at chanel 7 for all the celebs up at Mt Cootha so her hands have now touched my face as well as Kay Mcgrath...............

ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID NEVER A BRIDE

So on the week end i was involved in a wedding. Actually i was maid of Honor, a very serious role i had to make sure the dress did not touch the ground etc!!!!!! and check on the brides make-up making sure she looked her best at all times . As you can see we wore a very HOT PINK dress that actually looked very nice. Any way as soon possible, once my sister has uploaded her pics i will have a lovely full length shot for you all.

P.s the bride had a tummy bug all day....... i think one of the other bridesmaids gave her food poisoning by feeding her UN cooked rissoles

MIA

So as i have been MIA, a lot has happened. I had a marriage proposal well almost as a Boy did suggested that he would take me home for the night!!!!!!!! So i wont give to much a way but we are not getting married!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a big wedding this week end so I'm sure i will have lots of funny story's for all my readers..... I think there may be 3 of you................. This latest Picture is from my monthly outing to Brothers, Our little cousin Ash has recently turned 18 so she has started coming out with this old girl in the photo......

its been awhile

So i thought i would just say a quick hi to all my readers ( i believe there is 2 of you). So hi........ nothing really to report in my life no more marriage proposal etc all very boring. I don't even have a picture to put up but i promise to make more of a effort next week

not sure what it all means

So as you are all aware i have been engaged several times in the last few months but alas not wedding!!!!! So just wanted to update you on some things that have happened just to get a vibe and see what you all think.

So lets call this new person Postman Pat......
1. keeps coming in to my work for no reason
2. other staff in the shop notice pat looking for me
3. Today pat tried to knock some papers out of my hand and said stuff like stop pretending to work ( a Little like a boy in high school would do )
4. Made another trip in to advise me about our security guard coming late ( when the centre security had already let me know ) as this has nothing to do with the post office.....
5. i saw pat out the corner of my eye and saw him turn around and come back when he saw me just to say something to me

6. and pat made reference to being bored but that was okay because he had nice people to talk to !!!!! ( as he was talking to me)
So do people think that the list above means pat is interested????? and we will get married???
let me know what you all think

p.s sorry for no pic

SAVE THE DATE

As you are all aware i frequent a local club on Friday nights normally just getting drunk and being sick in shoe boxes..................... But Friday night had a small high light the person featured in the picture purchased me a drink!!!!!!!!!!! If that's not a wedding proposal i don't know what is. So if every one can start saving I'll be getting married in VEGAS you are all of course invited. Will keep you posted with all the small details like date, the guys last name, If i ever get asked out by him etc.

P.S please excuse how dodge i look in this picture focus on the drink man

Healthy Food does not always look good

So recently i was on holidays and really wanted to eat at this place called RAW ENERGY. Of course the other people i was on holidays with did not want to eat there as they thought it looked gross. So i lunched by myself now you possibly think this food looks YUK. It was one of the nicest meals i had and it was super healthy, So people just remember just because it looks gross doesn't mean it is........

RIP COCO NO2

It is with great sadness that i tell you all that my little girl/boy kitten coco was killed on Wednesday, as i was on my own as my flat mate is away i had to deal with the whole situation myself. But lucky same friends were driving past an came to my assistance. Any way just wanted to let you all know

LET ME SET THE SCENE

So i recently had a work conference at the lovely Marriott on the gold coast................ the conference was going well i met a nice person, we were having chit chat during the day. Then we sat together at the dinner, went and got our food together etc!!!!!!!! He ask me if i was attached, he even touched my leg several times ( this can not just be a accident).

so i of course think we are getting married i have the whole wedding planned in my head, i was thinking we could have the wedding at the place we met. What a great story it would be.......

Well people do not to excited as on the last day of conference we had one small conversation and several glances but that was it. So the moral of this story is do not plan your wedding before he gets your number. I of course am totally DEVO by our break up

IN DE-NILE

So I recently went to a fancy dress party can you guess who i am?????? it was fitting considering i was in denial over my cats recent sex change. The party was super fun and i have now decided that I love a good dress up party.

The Tale of the impostor

So CAN any one tell who the impostor is..........................well apparently neither can i !!!!!!! It would turn out that who i thought was COCO is not COCO but actually a 6 month old boy CAT........................ who in the next week will have certain parts removed. Still the question is how did this said impostor manage to fool every one apart from the vet !!!!!!!!!!!!!

time 2 make a choice

So i decided to only keep one baby as i have recently discovered that my sister is having a baby, so it will just be to hard. So i have decided to name the baby Tom-Kat Bradgelina . any way hopefully we will be home soon so you can all meet the little one.

Russia is lovely in the spring

Sorry if people have missed me, but i have been very busy with my adoption of 2 small children from Africa and Russia. still deciding on names so if any one has any suggestions they would be appreciated. Any way will try and blog again soon once I'm back in OZ

SNEAK PEEK

Just thought i would give you all a sneak peek in to my work life. this is my office, as you can see it is horrible, its messy there are cable running every were............... My sister thinks it is yuk and often makes mean comments about the state of my work place..... We all cant be perfect!!!!!!!

IS THAT A CAMEL

CAN ANY ONE GUESS IF THIS IS REAL OR A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION

And the night ended with a shoe box

I spent my Friday night at the local footy club, all was going well until i had some Mcdonald chips and the next thing i know the night ended with a shoe box!!!!!!!!!!

who said dead cats cant come back

Just a quick one to let every one know that COCO has been returned................ My flat mate had me convinced she was dead, but alas she was just living around the corner.

dont end up on the bathroom floor again

So i'm going out tonight and i may not be able to blog when i get home from work as i will be running around getting my look together. But i just wanted to put a little something up here!!!! my house mate is not coming out as she does not like the place i'm going to! I have saved all my money for the big night, I am also going with a BOHO look so i will post some pics so people can see. I just hope i'm feeling okay for a little some one's big birthday party!!!!!!!!!

so this whole blog thing is a little tricky...........................

who would have thought

so i thought it was time, i know the fans out there have been wanting this for a long time. So i thought why not give them what they want. so people keep you eye's peeled for the next installment of don't say sheesh !!!!!!!!!